This is an excerpt from a self-serving celebrity autobiography that is different from other self-serving celebrity autobiographies.
Because this is an excerpt from a choose-your-own autobiography, in which YOU AND YOU ALONE will be responsible for living the life of Neil Patrick Harris.
You will be presented with a series of choices. Choose wisely and you will end up happy, successful, and blessed with two wonderful children. Choose poorly and you will end up being physically threatened outside a Hollywood nightclub by Scott Caan.
Good luck. And remember, the decisions you make won’t just be affecting you.
From this point forward, Neil Patrick Harris’s life… is in your hands.
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